"My Head is Spinning!"

Looks like layoffs are postponed.  Apparently, Dear Leader forgot to mention to the Board that she was planning to close the branch libraries, which did not sit well with these demi-gods. "My head spinneth like a top!" exclaimed one particularly outraged member as she picked out the prawns in her seafood salad.  Meanwhile, all I could think of was a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, a giant Coke Slurpee, and a pile of greasy onion rings the size of Mt Fuji.  Honestly, someone should drop a note in the Suggestion Box about a Senor Taco food cart being present during the proceedings.