Oh no! Not so Dear Leader has sent shocking Memo to weary slaves about impending layoffs! (I work in a library, folks.) Apparently, to *counter the reduction in revenue,* Big Bossy has decided to reduce the staff by 11 positions, so the remaining employees can rejoice in their good fortune at being allowed to remain! Huzzahhhh! FREE CUPCAKES EVERYONE! [Yours Truly starts writing a 12 page dissertation on why Dear Leader should keep only those workers with an attractive bald spot.]
Meanwhile, worried employees do what they do best ...
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Dear lord, the gulls. The sea gulls. I spat tea all over my keyboard....
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Thank you. Tea Spit is always welcome on my new blog! Huzzah! :)
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