You Can Feel it in your Bones ...

You know it's Time to Retire when:

• You just bought microwaveable comfort booties on Amazon.
• You pity everyone under 45. 
• 95% of your internet bookmarks are about living in Costa Rica and toe joint inflammation. 
• You start making cash flow diagrams on post-its during staff meetings.
• You realize that you've been using the same art gum eraser for 23 years.
• Your boss keeps telling visitors that you have been working there since you were a fetus.
• You find the dried-up cinnamon buns in the kitchen vending machine surprisingly tasty.   
• All your tops have zippers & your pants are fleece.

                                                        Notice the retirement clock?